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Sleeveless T-Shirts
02:17
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Found a Thin Lizzy T-shirt at the thrift shop
But I don't wanna T-shirt, I wanna tank top
It's the middle of summer and it's too damn hot
I know what I'll do I'll cut the sleeves off
Sleeveless T-shirt time! Motherfuckin' Sleeveless T-shirt time
Got a new tattoo and I wanna show it off
I know what I'll do I'll cut the sleeves off
Midde of summer and I'm sweatin' like a pig
I know what all the sexy folks will dig
Sleeveless T-shirt time! Motherfuckin' Sleeveless T-shirt time
When you're at the beach and the sun goes down
and you realize it's December in this town
You got no sleeves and it's makin' you frown
freezing your ass off staring at the Puget Sound
Sleeveless T-shirt time! It's not Sleeveless T-shirt time
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Drunkasaurus Rex
03:25
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65 million years ago when lizards ruled the land
one he was the king of all with a drink in his tiny hands
he liked his beer with barley and he liked his beer with hops
and when he went out drinking it was with Triceratops
Drunkasaurus Rex! He has Drunkasaurus Sex!
He's a Drunkasaurus Rex! Rawr, Rawr, Rawr! (x2)
Went down to the tar pits to see what they could see
you know that they'd been drinking their prehistoric whiskey
got so drunk that they'd fall down and hear that awful laughter
especially from that little mother fucking velociraptor
Drunkasaurus Rex! He has Drunkasaurus Sex!
He's a Drunkasaurus Rex! Rawr, Rawr, Rawr! (x2)
drunk-o-saurus has departed now from our sober world
but his spirit lends us guidance to every boy and girl
and we're drinking to his honor, cuz we know that's what he'd like
and we know that if we didn't we'd get a drunk-o-saurus bite
Drunkasaurus Rex! He has Drunkasaurus Sex!
He's a Drunkasaurus Rex! Rawr, Rawr, Rawr! (x2)
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Sex Defender!
02:22
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Sex Sex Sex Defender!
Sex Sex Sex Defender!
Fuck with her she'll be your ender
Sex Sex Sex Defender!
She'll kick your ass if you're being a prude
if you're asexual she's cool with that too
Sex Sex Sex Defender
Born from a hole of glory this is our hero's story
blessing from the united nations, she'll defend our fornication
If you're waiting for marriage you're out of luck
cuz sex Defender is down to fuck
Took a nice hike up to mount baker, no batteries for your vibrator
don't worry it's the girl of the hour sex defender has got the power
realize haters are gonna hate
but it's ok to masturbate
Sex Sex Sex Defender
The popes got a law against contraception
sex defender changes his perception
she gave up abstinence for lent protected sex is a sacrament
Opposition to condoms is mighty crass that crucifix is going up his ass
Sex Sex Sex Defender!
Sex Sex Sex Defender!
Fuck with her she'll be your ender
Sex Sex Sex Defender!
She'll kick your ass if you're being a prude
if you're asexual she's cool with that too
Sex Sex Sex Defender Sex Sex Sex Defender
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Eat the Rich (CON$UME)
04:59
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Winter is here and there's nothing to eat
don't worry darling I know where there's meat
MIght be a stuggle, but nothing is free
you bring your spices I'll sharpen my knives
we're waltzing down broadway to take some lives
Fat cats in condos, you know they taste good
their bank accounts almost as rich as their blood
And your time now has come, you son of a bitch
and there's nothing left to eat let's eat the rich
yeah we're hungry as fuck, you can call me Wolfgang Puck
and there's nothing left to eat let's eat the rich
You're robbing the world now for all that it's got
your bones and your marrow go in the crock pot
parsley and sage, rosemary and time
two heads of garlic and a hint of lime
no it's not vegan and it's not cage free
stack 'em twelve to a cell for this delicacy
now that the working class had got nothing left
fillet of a capitalist will taste the best
And your time now has come, you son of a bitch
and there's nothing left to eat let's eat the rich
yeah we're filled with disdain just like Anthony Bourdain
and there's nothing left to eat let's eat the rich
We can make it hot or mild, We can be your Julia Child
There's nothing left to eat let's eat the rich
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Ghost-Teeth Seattle, Washington
GhostTeeth is an often goofy, occasionally serious, but always entertaining group of folks who play songs about the
importance of friendship, anthropomorphic party animals and the end of the world. Our set might not be tight...but our T-shirts generally are.
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Wang: (Accordion, Guitar, Vox)
enntrails: Vox, uke/banjolele)
Miiike (Guitar, Vox, Washboard, Persondolin)
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