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Got any gwapes?!
00:52
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Sleeveless T-Shirts!
02:41
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Found a Thin Lizzy tee shirt at the thrift shop
But I don't wanna tee shirt I want a tank top!
Cos it's the middle of summer and it's too damn hot!
I know what I'll do, I'll cut the sleeves off!
Now it's sleeveless tee shirt time
Motherfucking sleeveless tee shirt time
Got a new tattoo and I wanna show it off
Grab a pair of scissors and cut that shit off
I'm so fucking hot and I'm sweating like a pig
I know what all the sexy folks'll dig
Now it's sleeveless tee shirt time
Motherfucking sleeveless tee shirt time
When you're at the beach and the sun goes down
and you realize it's december in this town you got no more sleeves and it's making you frown freezing your ass off staring at the puget sound
Sleeveless T-Shirt Time
It's not Sleeveless T-shirt time
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Wang Strips!
01:14
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6. |
Good Place To Get Lost
03:19
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Don't know where we're headed but it's a good place to be lost
might not know the price we'll all help to pay the cost
we've got friends near and far who remind us who we are
and of who we want to be
Seems like all is lost and nothing found
and you'd rather be six feet in the ground
nothing really helps it's all cliche
but today is just tomorrows yesterday
Sometimes we all know that life is hard
and everyone has got their dirt and scars
it's never quite as bad as it may seem
because I've got you and you've got me
Dragging yourself up out of the pit
after wading through all of your life's shit
seems like there's nothing you can do
but you know that I'll be there to help you through
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SPIRIT ANIMALS?!?!
00:59
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Punk Rocktopus
02:00
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Used To live in the sea
but he lived too violently
and the underwater creatures couldn't stand him anymore
so they kicked from the ocean and banned him to the shore
Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock Punk Rock Punk Rocktopus
Came out of the water and he crawled onto the sand
he said I'll know what I'll do I'll start a punk rock band
so he got a leather Jacket and he got some shit to patch it
it's hard to throw your fist up when your 8 arms end in suction cups
Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock Punk Rock Punk Rocktopus
All his life in the water and he never felt alive
until he got to crowd surf after doing a stage dive
find him in the mosh pit where he likes to slam and skank
when he passes out he sleeps in a fish tank
Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock Punk Rock Punk Rocktopus
might not have a backbone but he's a hardcore mollusk
if you wanna fuck with him he'll kick you in the bollux
now he's screaming up the punks now he's yelling fuck a mod
you don't wanna mess with him he's one hardcore cephalopod
Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock, Punk Rock Punk Rock Punk Rocktopus
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Sex Defender
03:22
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Sex Sex Sex Defender
Sex Sex Sex Defender
Mess with her she'll be your ender
Sex Sex Sex Defender
She'll Kick your ass if youre being a prude
but if you're asexual she's cool with that too
Sex Sex Sex Defender, Sex Sex Sex Defender
Born from a hole of glory
this is our heroes story
with blessings from the united nations
she'll defend our fornication
Waiting for marriage, You're out of luck
because Sex Defender is down to fuck
Sex Sex Sex Defender, Sex Sex Sex Defender
Took a nice hike up to Mt. Baker
forgot the batteries for your vibrator
but don't worry it's the girl of the hour
sex defender has got the power
Realize haters are gonna hate
but it's ok to masturbate
Sex Sex Sex Defender, Sex Sex Sex Defender
The pope has a law against contraception
Sex defender changes his perception
she gave up abstinence for lent,
protected sex is a sacrament)
Opposition to condoms is mighty crass
that crucifix is going up his ass
Sex Sex Sex Defender
Sex Sex Sex Defender
Mess with her she'll be your ender
Sex Sex Sex Defender
She'll Kick your ass if you're being a prude
but if you're asexual she's cool with that too
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11. |
Howling Drunk
00:26
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Drunkasaurus Rex!
04:00
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65 million years ago when lizards ruled the land
one he was the king of all with a drink in his tiny hand
he liked his beer with barley and he liked his beer with hop
when he went out drinking it was with triceratops
those fuckers got wasted, hammered drunk etc.
cuz he's a drunkasaurus rex
he has drunkasaurus sex
he's a drunkasarus rex
Rawr Rawr Rawr
went down to the tar pits to see what they could see
you know that they were drinking their prehistoric whiskey
got so drunk that he fell down and heard that awful laughter
especially from that little mother fucking velociraptor
fuck that guy, who invited him anyway, eat him etc.
cuz he's a drunkasaurus rex
he has drunkasaurus sex
he's a drunkasarus rex
Rawr Rawr Rawr
Drunkasaurus has departed now from our sober world
but his spirit lends us guidance to every boy and girl
we're drinking to his honor cuz we know that's what he'd like
and we know that if we didn't we'd get a drunkasaurus bite
proobably right in the ass, those stitiches would suck how would sit down? or poop or twerk etc.
cuz he's a drunkasaurus rex
he has drunkasaurus sex
he's a drunkasarus rex
Rawr Rawr Rawr
Rawr Rawr Rawr
Rawr Rawr Rawr
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Ghost-Teeth Seattle, Washington
GhostTeeth is an often goofy, occasionally serious, but always entertaining group of folks who play songs about the
importance of friendship, anthropomorphic party animals and the end of the world. Our set might not be tight...but our T-shirts generally are.
We are:
Wang: (Accordion, Guitar, Vox)
enntrails: Vox, uke/banjolele)
Miiike (Guitar, Vox, Washboard, Persondolin)
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